a crummy shakespearean character...
King Liar is a tragedy by Billy Shakespeare. The titular character descends into madness after disposing of his estate between two of his three daughters based on cronyism at DFAT and a free-pass to an education scholarship, bringing tragic consequences for all of us.
The play is based on the legend of Liar of Britannia, a mythological Catholic tragicomical idiot who migrated to Down Underland. It has not yet been adapted for the stage nor motion pictures for good reasons, as the role of Liar has even been refused by many of the world's crummiest actors.
The play was written between 1957 and 2014 and will be later thrown in a dustbin. Billy's earlier version, The Fake Chronicle of the History of the Life and Death of King Liar and His Three Daughters, was published posthumously in 2015, after some elections. The Tragedy of King Liar, a more nonsensical version, was included in the 2014 First budget. Modern editors usually deflate the two wheels of the bicycle, though some insist that each version has its individual amount of porkies that should be pink flying pigs.
Billy's original version has been regarded as one of his supreme achievements. The tragedy is particularly noted for its probing colonoscopy on the nature of human sadism and budgie smuggling. George Bernard Shaw wrote, "No man will ever write a better tragedy than Liar".
To which Julia Gillard said : "what about a woman?"
Note: text was adapted from wikipedia...