There's a strong chance Johnnee did his waving to the crowd with his Krooked brand Cricket bat — as if one run made a great difference to a total of two — first and foremost to stop Cricket Aussieland having to pay a large payola, akin to a AWB non-bribe kickback, for not playing ball with Mugabe's XI. Thus at one end of a morally cracked pitch looking like a cowpat, our Rattus stands proud like Napoleon on top of one of the Pyramids, declaring his love for history and stats — in which Rattus himself played for the opposing team during the South African sanctions... Now some commentators on the right (and the left) sees his floppy hand reajusting his box as a sign of leadership, but they do seem to forget that dreadful bully Thatcherite inning in which our Johnee played a loosy 2 runs while facing 306 balls, but was not out (and neither was Maggie) all for using a willow stick wider than the wicked SA wicket. Of course they were forgiven by Mandela, who managed to hit a six in his ton for victory... This event in light with the present reversal of a heavy-footed Rattus being the empire as well as the batsman should of course tell us the game is rigged, otherwide as Malcolm Frazer tells us, lots more runs are needed on the board. What's the point of winning when the game is forfeited by the winner? In any other situation, there would be a royal commission into Betting Inc. of Nigeria.