Thursday 28th of January 2021

when peace is difficult for the jokers in gotham...

no war

What in the world is going through the mind of Donald Trump? That question might have been asked at any time in any place over the past five years, yet it has special weight today, given that it involves matters of war and peace.

in the bunker and detached from the country...

bunkered

 

There was one thing that even Donald Trump’s harshest critics were never able to accuse him of: invisibility.

shell-shocked democratic paladin...

joe?

After taking the oath of office President Joe Biden may be tempted to resume policy as if it was January 20, 2017. But the nation and world with which he dealt as vice president no longer exist.

 

of literary prizes...

prizes

Some days we think of poetry as a dead antelope and poets as the wolves, hyenas, and coyotes who come to fight over the innards, teeth bared, growling. 

rand paul saves the world, before joe mucks it up again with hawks in his ears...

paul

It’s strange to think but Rand Paul is something of an institution now. He’s still an insurgent, of course, as he always has been, but he’s been a member of the Senate for almost a decade.

 

the koalas are getting confused...

daryl

Premier Gladys Berejiklian has dumped upper house Liberal Catherine Cusack from her role as a parliamentary secretary and announced plans to reverse changes to a key koala planning policy after the upper house MP voted against a government land bill.

the aliens are glowing in the dark and taking the piss...

alchemist

Fermi, the quantum physicist, was not the first scientist to ask about aliens. 

 

searching for a more useless moron...

moron  

Former CIA Director John Brennan is apparently so worried that Donald Trump might release certain classified intelligence that he suggested this week that Vice President Mike Pence and the cabinet remove Trump via the 25th amendment.

 

those who did began hunting down those who didn’t, like rabid boar...

bab

On Saturday, former Vice President Joe Biden delivered an acceptance speech promising to “work as hard for those who didn’t vote for me as those who did.” By Tuesday, ‘those who did’ began hunting down ‘those who didn’t’ like rabid boar.

when painting kings on horses, painters were not allowed to include horseshit...

live  

"No longer are we surrounded by fields, woods, and rivers, but by signs, signals, billboards, screens, labels, and trademarks: this is our universe."

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