Thursday 30th of March 2023

Deja Loo

Saturday night I hung my head in shame
Society, I told myself, has just itself to blame
To have it happen now is worse than when it happened then
The dunny paper hoading's back again
They ran the story on the nightly news
and panicked everybody, sent them rushing to their loos
Sunday found them queuing in the rain
The dunny paper hoarding's back again
What is bloody wrong with people's heads
to make them think they need to stockpile bog-roll in their sheds?
Perhaps coronavirus rots your brain?
The dunny paper hoarding's back again!