Friday 17th of May 2024

a right royal .....

a right royal .....

"I'm going to be king. Women find that sort of power a real turn-on. It's like being in a roomful of all your favourite toys; you pick one up, play with it for a while then when your bored, just pick up the next one.  

Why have the power and never abuse it?  

I've had more tail than a randy dog fox on Viagra in a room full of vixen on heat!  It's a tradition for the men in the British royal family to put it about a bit and I never wanted to let the side down; always felt the need to keep my end up, if you'll pardon the expression!  

Some days I've been walking like John Wayne after a week in the saddle! And I've always had someone there to give me a good massage when the old, err, back's a bit sore, if you know what I mean!  

Part of the attraction is the secrecy and deceit of course; always makes it a bit of an extra thrill when it's, you know, a bit naughty, don't want certain people finding out and all that."