Dick Cheney was Vice President
of old US of A
He made men into soldiers
and he shot their joy away
He sent them to Afghanistan
to fight the war on terror
and on they went into Iraq
and made the war forever

Too-ri-ay, dance all day
dance for the folks at the Pentagon
Too-ri-ay, dance all day
Soldiers have no joy

George Dubya Bush was President
when New York's Twin Towers fell
He didn't know what was going on
but it made his head hurt like hell
“I mustn't think too hard” said George
“or else my brains I'll stew
I'll place my trust in Cheney
for he'll know what to do"

Too-ri-ay, dance all day
dance for the folks at the Pentagon
Too-ri-ay, dance all day
Soldiers have no joy

Dick Cheney was a businessman
and that we know for certain
he used to run a company
that's known as Halliburton
And when Dick's war was started
guess who he called to work
The folks who paid him millions
Yep, Cheney is a jerk

Too-ri-ay, dance all day
dance for the folks at the Pentagon
Too-ri-ay, dance all day
Soldiers have no joy

Town hall bells across the world
begin to sing a song
Dirty bombs in city hearts
the world is going wrong
Black Hawk copters in the sky
we've come to save the day
and clean the blood our government spills
Soldiers have no joy.

( to the tune of Soldier's Joy- listen here ).