Saturday 25th of May 2019

the out-of-tune-band-man was confidently playing alone, banging, wheezing and trumpeting loudly to a group of grumpy muppets...

discordia

... And it has to be said that for a man with essentially one tune to play, and nobody to accompany him, Scott Morrison's doing a transfixingly good job.

He's pulling the carrots and kicking the footies and being the campaign nice guy who picks up the old ladies and being the shouty guy, sometimes on the same day, and being the superannuation details guy and being the health guy and attacking Bill Shorten and empathising with him when people are mean about his mum and thumping out his reliable crowd-pleaser "Dear Economic Prudence" and remembering not to play the other old favourite because it reminds people of Peter Dutton.

That's a lot of things to remember, but I guess the calming element to the whole arrangement is that when you're doing it all yourself you don't have to lie awake worrying that some dingleberry on your team will accidentally set a bin on fire when you give them one simple job.

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When he was interviewed for Kitchen Cabinet in 2014, he recalled his mother encouraging him in his career as a child actor.


Read more:

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2019-05-10/scott-morrison-federal-election-c...

 

a transfixingly good job? Er... Go easy Annabel... We know you love the bogan from the shire, but... one needs to be a religious nut to be "transfixed" and his "good job" is telling porkies, falsehood and deceitful garbage with great aplomb. Sure I know many "experts" who do the same, but they are in plumbing or in insurance — not leading the country to perdition. Scummo's skills are that of the stagehand auditioning for "My Rubbish Bin's got Talent"... He has been acting ever since... Badly. He has no understanding of global warming, no clue about the destruction of species but he knows all there is to know about a lump of coal. He makes me cry...  THROW SCUMMO and his band of traitors OUT.   

 

Note: the bulgie smugglers, not the budgie smugglers...

kanbra muppet show...

troops