Sunday 24th of January 2021

trump quietly awaits defeat on a car park between a dildo store and a crematorium....


Outgoing US President Donald Trump became the subject of ridicule on Saturday after the location for the big press conference that he had called at the Four Seasons in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania turned out to be in a parking lot between a crematorium and an adult book store.

Trump announced on Twitter a press conference at the city's Four Seasons hotel. He subsequently deleted the tweet, writing instead: "Big press conference today in Philadelphia at Four Seasons Total Landscaping — 11:30 am!"

Instead of a luxury hotel, the press conference took place in the parking lot of a landscaping and gardening center.

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What was seemingly a mistaken booking garnered plenty of online derision, with comedy writer Zack Bornstein tweeting: "I could write jokes for 800 years and I'd never think of something funnier than Trump booking the Four Seasons for his big presser, and it turning out to be the Four Seasons Total Landscaping parking lot between a dildo store and a crematorium."

Adding salt to the wounds, the presumably intended location — the Four Seasons Hotel Philadelphia — tweeted a clarification that it had nothing to do with the press conference or the Four Seasons Total Landscaping parking lot.


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moving out nonetheless...

The winner of the US presidential election has not been declared yet, with votes still being counted in a number of key states. However, Democratic contender Joe Biden took the courage on Wednesday to say that “it’s clear we’re winning enough states” needed to land in the Oval Office. 

A video clip showing what looked like a moving truck parked just next to the White House caused a stir on social media Wednesday, as users joked that it was Melania Trump who was now happily departing the residence, with vote count suggesting that it could be Democratic candidate Joe Biden who would take over the Oval Office.


It was a long-lasting, although unsubstantiated claim, that there was some strain in the relationship between the first couple, as Melania has repeatedly refused her husband’s hand while in public. The reports of Donald Trump’s affair with porn actress Stormy Daniels shortly after Melania had given birth to their son Barron have also added speculations on the topic. However, the First Lady has dismissed these rumours, insisting that the couple’s relationship was “fine”.

On Tuesday night she appeared next to her husband during the press conference as he had declared that his team was “winning everything” with majority of swing states preliminary placing Trump ahead.



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