Friday 29th of March 2024

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"President" Dick Cheney  - since our little boy Bush was being occupied by a dinner with a pope - attended the 2008 dinner for Radio and TV correspondents as a guest speaker.

Either he wrote his own gags or he had a team of army sergeants and neo-con neo-comics who wrote them for him, splurging on the bad taste like mouldy marmalade on toast.  

Obviously he used his natural charm and charisma for baiting the crowd of sloshed journos to wheel them in laughter... Journos are a sad easy lot when they're not working (some are an easy lot anytime): give them a bottle of vino and they'll drink it... 

"Even his wife finds that Dick being called Darth Vader humanizes him..." Laugh, cough cough... drink up. 

In fact I distorted the joke he made about fishing... 

He actually said something like "people like going fishing with him these days..." referring to the fact no-one wants to go hunting with him anymore...

TV segment is on the NYT or YouTube... 

Dick Cheney At Annual Radio & TV Correspondents Dinner

hoodwinked...

Top Bush aides pushed for Guantánamo torture

Senior officials bypassed army chief to introduce interrogation methods

America's most senior general was "hoodwinked" by top Bush administration officials determined to push through aggressive interrogation techniques of terror suspects held at Guantánamo Bay, leading to the US military abandoning its age-old ban on the cruel and inhumane treatment of prisoners, the Guardian reveals today.

General Richard Myers, chairman of the US joint chiefs of staff from 2001 to 2005, wrongly believed that inmates at Guantánamo and other prisons were protected by the Geneva conventions and from abuse tantamount to torture.

The way he was duped by senior officials in Washington, who believed the Geneva conventions and other traditional safeguards were out of date, is disclosed in a devastating account of their role, extracts of which appear in today's Guardian.

In his new book, Torture Team, Philippe Sands QC, professor of law at University College London, reveals that:

· Senior Bush administration figures pushed through previously outlawed measures with the aid of inexperienced military officials at Guantánamo.

· Myers believes he was a victim of "intrigue" by top lawyers at the department of justice, the office of vice-president Dick Cheney, and at Donald Rumsfeld's defence department.

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gone fishing...

As VP Cheney tells his mates prefer going fishing with him than going a-hunting, a disaster of magnitude looms in the seven seas. May be the VP could help the world by stopping whatever he is fiddling and join a monk order somewhere in the vegan mountains of Saynothing, Anymore.

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How the world's oceans are running out of fish

In 2002, the year an EU report revealed that the Senegalese fish biomass had declined 75 per cent in 15 years, Brussels bought rights for four years' fishing of tuna and bottom-dwelling fish on the Senegal coasts, for just $4m a year. In 2006, access for 43 giant EU factory fishing vessels to Mauritania's long coastline was bought for £24.3m a year. It's estimated that these deals have put 400,000 west African fishermen out of work; some of them now take to the sea only as ferrymen for desperate would-be migrants to the Canary Islands and Europe. And among the millions of Africans who depend on fish as their main source of protein, consumption has declined from 9kg per year to 7kg.

North Atlantic fish stocks have been in decline for well over a century. Callum Roberts points out in his recent book The Unnatural History of the Sea that it was obvious from the 1880s that fish stocks were in decline. Fish catch records from the 1920s onwards show that, despite the enormous improvements in boat design and trawling technology and better refrigeration, catches of the great Atlantic species, such as haddock, cod, hake and turbot, remained constant or slowly declined. As they have ever since.

Unlike global warming, the science of fish stock collapse is old and its practitioners have been pretty much in agreement since the 1950s. Yet Roberts can think of only one international agreement that has actually worked and preserved stocks of an exploited marine animal - a deal in the Arctic in 1911 to regulate the hunting of fur seals on the Pribilof Islands. So why has the international community failed so badly in its attempts to stop the long-heralded disaster with our fish?

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If you go to a restaurant or buy fish, ask the merchant if that fish is "certified sustainable" — and labelled as such by "The Marine Stewardship Council". It is a not-for-profit, non government, global organization (established in 1997 as an international standard-setting and labeling organisation) designed to market incentives for sustainable seafood production. It is not an environmental group but a good step in the right direction, hopefully...

fush...

Illegal tuna fishing boats in Pacific waters: Greenpeace

By Pacific correspondent Campbell Cooney

Greenpeace says it has found evidence of illegal tuna fishing in the Pacific by Philippine-registered boats.

Greenpeace says its ship Esperanza discovered the fishing boat in international waters between Papua New Guinea and the Federated States of Micronesia last week.

One of the campaigners on board the Esperanza, Lagi Toribau, says the vessel - Queen Evelyn 168 - was discovered during a patrol by the Esperanza's helicopter next to a fishing boat in company with a mothership, which are both legally allowed to be in the area.

"We managed to confirm that Queen Evelyn 168 was an unauthorised, illegal vessel, that was here in the Pacific," he said.

Greenpeace says all three boats are registered in the Phillipines and once they were discovered, immediately left the area.

angling with dynamite...

But anyone sliding into a slough of despond should keep things in perspective. Almost every day, there's some reminder of how far we've come since President Obama's inauguration -- and how much worse things could be.

On Thursday, there were two such aide-mémoires. The first was a report in The Post that Dick Cheney, in his upcoming book, plans to detail his behind-closed-doors clashes with George W. Bush. The story, by Post reporter Barton Gellman -- whose book "Angler" is the definitive account of how Cheney, as vice president, basically tried to rule the world -- quotes a source as saying that Cheney believes Bush went all soft on him during the second term.

That was when Bush ordered a halt to the waterboarding of terrorism suspects, closed the secret overseas CIA prisons, made diplomatic overtures to hostile states such as North Korea and Iran, and generally started to behave in ways that Cheney apparently deemed entirely too reasonable.

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see toon at top.

darth went to italy...

Darth Vader Vents


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WHY is it not a surprise to learn that Dick Cheney’s ancestor, Samuel Fletcher Cheney, was a Civil War soldier who marched with Sherman to the sea?

Scorched earth runs in the family.

Having lost the power to heedlessly bomb the world, Cheney has turned his attention to heedlessly bombing old colleagues.

Vice’s new memoir, “In My Time,” veers unpleasantly between spin, insisting he was always right, and score-settling, insisting that anyone who opposed him was wrong.

His knife-in-her-teeth daughter, Elizabeth Cheney, helped write the book. The second most famous Liz & Dick combo do such an excellent job of cherry-picking the facts, it makes the cherry-picking on the Iraq war intelligence seem picayune.

Cheney may no longer have a pulse, but his blood quickens at the thought of other countries he could have attacked. He salivates in his book about how Syria and Iran could have been punished.

Cheney says that in 2007, he told President Bush, who had already been pulled into diplomacy by Condi Rice: “I believed that an important first step would be to destroy the reactor in the Syrian desert.”

At a session with most of the National Security Council, he made his case for a strike on the reactor. It would enhance America’s tarnished credibility in the Arab world, he argued, (not bothering to mention who tarnished it), and demonstrate the country’s “seriousness.”

“After I finished,” he writes, “the president asked, ‘Does anyone here agree with the vice president?’ Not a single hand went up around the room.”

http://www.nytimes.com/2011/08/28/opinion/sunday/dowd-darth-vader-vents.html?pagewanted=print

 

See toon at top...