Top ten ways to change the world?

1. Listen to Classical music - Schoenberg, Messiaen, Rameau, Palestrina, Ockeghem and Haydn - up loud an annoy the neighbours.

2. Read Kant.

3. Sue an astrologer who gave you bad advice.

4. Walk down your own street in the nude.

5. Telephone Liberal Party politicians at 2 o'clock in the morning and complain about the Howard government.

6. Ring up Triple J and ask them why they play such conservative music and why don't they play more Beethoven.

7. Join a union and become an active member.

8. Complain about the vanity and "fashion-victimness" espoused by the Hi-5 children's group to television stations.

9. Refuse to listen to all pop and rock music for one year.

10. Wear suits and ties and try to dress as conservatively as possible.

Highly amused, I shared this list with a friend and he/she had two more additions to the list:

1. Next time you're in a queue in a bank, start singing "Copacabana".
2. Arrange for John Howard to lose his job and go on welfare.

m.

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